If this guy would have used a Flatulence Deodorizer pad by Flat-D.com then he would not be in jail. Who would have ever thought that using a Flat-D would reduce the crime rate in the world??? He would not have been smelly then his friends would not have criticized him. A Flat-D acts like a fart filter or like charcoal underware panties, underpants.
BRISTOL, Conn. (AP)– A 21-year-old Bristol man told police he stabbed four people at a party Saturday night, one fatally, because partygoers were making fun of his flatulence.
Police say Marc Higgins left the party and returned with three knives, stabbing people indiscriminately, according to court documents released Tuesday.
The Hartford Courant, quoting those documents, reported that Higgins told police he was angry at being derided and wanted to teach people that they shouldn’t trifle with him.
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