Monday, October 26, 2015

A Flat-D can save your job!

Always remember that wearing a Flat-D can save your job.

The wife of a Pennsylvania man has filed a lawsuit against their former employer claiming he was fired over his flatulence.

Richard Clem, 70, had worked at Case Pork Roll Company in New Jersey for a decade when he was fired last year for his apparent flatulence, according to court documents. His wife, who also worked there, claims the firing was a violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act because her husband is obese.
At the time he was hired, Richard weighed 420 pounds. Then in 2010, he received gastric bypass surgery and lost 120 pounds. But following the surgery, he experienced side-effects like gas and uncontrollable diarrhea, according to reports.
According to the suit, in 2013 the side effects worsened and caused “significant disruption in the workplace.”
Louann claims that the president of the company would often complain about her husband’s flatulence.
According to the suit, the president of the company, Thomas Dolan, would make Richard work from home and allegedly said: “We cannot run an office and have visitors with the odor in the office.”
The lawyer for the family, David Koller, told The Huffington Post: “Flatulence and farting is the sexy part of the story, but my client suffers from obesity, which is covered by the Americans with Disabilities Act.”

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

A Flat-D pad can help with the smelly flatulence odor.
Research shows that probiotics protect against harmful bacteria in the gut, help with the absorption of nutrients from food, stimulate mucus production in the gastrointestinal tract, alter the fermentation pattern inside the colon, normalize bowel movements, and reduce flatulence. What’s more, several probiotic strains have been shown to provide relief for people with IBS as well as for those who are lactose intolerant.

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Flat-D would eliminate fines

If he would just wear a Flat-D then he would not get fined.
Von Miller, defensive star for the Denver Broncos, says players fine each other for flatulence, and he admits he’s the most frequent offender.
The Denver Post said Miller told them he gets fined a lot for passing gas during meetings.

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Why do we have more flatulence on a plane? Remember that a Flatulence Deodorizer by can eliminate the odor and embarrassement.
As the plane climbs and the altitude increases, the pressure decreases causing air to expand. If you’ve ever observed a water bottle on a plane, you’ve noticed this. The bottle gets extremely full as you take off and when you land it crumples into itself. This is because the air in the bottle is expanding and contracting with the pressure changes.Now, realize this is happening in your own stomach! This air can increase almost 30%, which would make one quite bloated.
So, that passenger cutting lose ahead of you may be in significant discomfort and in dire need to release the pressure. This expansion of gases in our stomachs is no joke.