Sunday, December 28, 2008
Immediate Flatulence Solution
I was sitting in a seminar and the speaker talked about americans being a microwave society. We all want things done quickly or have immediate satisfaction. Microwaves cook things very quickly, we are all busy lives and dont have time to wait for things to come out of a conventional oven. Drive thrus are very popular, we want to eat now and while we are driving to our next stop. We want immediate gratification for our needs. The speaker said that if we develop products that help people to get things done quickly - then it will be very successful. We at Flat-D Innovations know we have a product that meets that "No Waiting" requirement. If you know you are about to have a gassy emission, then you can place the Flatulence Deodorizer pad in your underwear right now and it will remove the odor from the intestinal gas. The pad is made out of activated charcoal cloth and is placed in the underpants like a panty liner. Compare that to taking any kind of medicine. Drugs can take an hour to take effect and are many times only marginally effective. Those that have had bariatric surgery or gastric bypass are well known gas producers and can attest to the success of the fart filter. We hope everyone has a wonderful holiday season!
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