Sunday, February 28, 2021

Vegetarian gas and climate change

 Flat-D is here to help during the transition towards lowering greenhouse gases. The Flatulence Deodorizer pad will remove the odors from the smelly been causing gases. No requests from ranchers for pads for cattle yet.

But now we are seeing, as an even stronger reason to eat less meat, how cattle contribute methane to global warming, causing our serious situation of climate change.

I urge readers to consider eating more grains and legumes (beans may need to be added gradually to the diet to avoid flatulence) one or two days a week at a minimum — for your health and the health of the earth so that you will live longer and your descendants will still be able to inhabit this planet.

Friday, January 29, 2021

Bug cant wear a Flat-D pad so it kills others with its farts.

 People wearing a Flat-D pad dont have to be concerned about being compared to this bug.

The small-but-mighty beaded lacewing larva wields silent-but-deadly flatulence to turn the tables on would-be predators.
When a larva comes across some termites, it raises its rear-end to the termite's head-height and releases a vapor-phase toxicant called an allomone which knocks them out, and the larva feasts on their frozen bodies. In essence, it farts them to death. Depending on how many unfortunate termites are downwind when the toxic toot fires off, a study found that the larva can actually take down multiple termites with a single poof.