Obesity is sneaking up on us. In 1991 no state in the USA had more than 20 % of its adults considered obese. Now the USA has only one state under 20%! These are the alarming results of a nation wide survey. It also points out the increased medical cost for obese individuals. As obesity increases so will gastric bypass surgeries. You'll find that more and more Americans will choose to go under the knife, with the hopes of increasing their chances of a healthier life. Like all surgeries, our expectations are high and we think this will be the miracle cure, but there will be unfortunate side effects. Gastric bypass surgery will help improve the quality of life, health and confidence of an obese individual but they'll have to deal with the side effect of uncontrollable flatulence / gas. That's where our company "Flat-D Innovations, Inc." will answer your calls. We've been able to assist many gastric bypass patients with our line of products. Our products are made of activated charcoal and will neutralize odors associated with flatulence / gas. Please come to our website (www.Flat-D.com) and browse around to see if our products are suitable for your needs. Check out the entire article at www.HonoluluAdvertiser.com
Thank you
Brian
Monday, July 6, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Man stabbed after passing gas
Folks
It is getting rough out there for the flatulent.
Please wear your Flat-D all the time, you never know when it will offend someone to this point.
April 9, 2009
By Nick Dean-Staff writer
Baylor University The Lariat Online - Waco,TX,USA
Flatulence upset a man to the point of assault Tuesday at the Clarion Inn on South Fourth Street.
Juan Antonio Salano Castellano, 35, was sharing a hotel room with four other individuals. At the time of the crime, one roommate was showering and two were outside on their cell phones.
While eating in the hotel room with another man, Castellano passed gas. The flatulent act enraged the man, who threw a large kitchen knife across the room, Waco police said. The hurled knife cut Castellano on his leg.
The man then walked across the hotel room, picked up the kitchen knife and stabbed Castellano in the left side of his chest, the Waco police said.
The other roommates walked in the hotel room to find Castellano had been stabbed and attempted to take him to the nearest emergency room. Once the men realized they weren't aware of the location for the nearest hospital, and an ambulance and police were called.
According to the press release, Castellano was transported from the hotel by East Texas Medical Center to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center.
Hillcrest Hospital has no records of the victim's hospital visit Tuesday. The victim had not been to the hospital since 2008, a Hillcrest Hospital representative said.
Jose Braule Ramirez, 33, was arrested in the hotel room and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The charge carries a minimum prison sentence of 2 years and a maximum of 20 years and a fine not to exceed $10,000.
Ramirez is being held at the McLennan County Jail in lieu of $15,000 bail.
The jail is also holding Ramirez because of an immigration detainer. As of mid-day Wednesday Ramirez had not posted bail.
It is getting rough out there for the flatulent.
Please wear your Flat-D all the time, you never know when it will offend someone to this point.
April 9, 2009
By Nick Dean-Staff writer
Baylor University The Lariat Online - Waco,TX,USA
Flatulence upset a man to the point of assault Tuesday at the Clarion Inn on South Fourth Street.
Juan Antonio Salano Castellano, 35, was sharing a hotel room with four other individuals. At the time of the crime, one roommate was showering and two were outside on their cell phones.
While eating in the hotel room with another man, Castellano passed gas. The flatulent act enraged the man, who threw a large kitchen knife across the room, Waco police said. The hurled knife cut Castellano on his leg.
The man then walked across the hotel room, picked up the kitchen knife and stabbed Castellano in the left side of his chest, the Waco police said.
The other roommates walked in the hotel room to find Castellano had been stabbed and attempted to take him to the nearest emergency room. Once the men realized they weren't aware of the location for the nearest hospital, and an ambulance and police were called.
According to the press release, Castellano was transported from the hotel by East Texas Medical Center to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center.
Hillcrest Hospital has no records of the victim's hospital visit Tuesday. The victim had not been to the hospital since 2008, a Hillcrest Hospital representative said.
Jose Braule Ramirez, 33, was arrested in the hotel room and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The charge carries a minimum prison sentence of 2 years and a maximum of 20 years and a fine not to exceed $10,000.
Ramirez is being held at the McLennan County Jail in lieu of $15,000 bail.
The jail is also holding Ramirez because of an immigration detainer. As of mid-day Wednesday Ramirez had not posted bail.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Bus Driver Makes Stink About Boy's Passing Of Gas
Sorry for the delay in responding to this article below.
We sell many of our products for childrens use.
Surprisingly several school districts purchase our product for select students use.
If this kid was wearing our Flatulence Deodorizer he would not have been suspended.
This might be a nice follow up to the previous story. Let me know if you need a sample to give to this kid.
Boys and girls have the same amount of gas.
Reasons kids can make a lot of gas- digestive disorders and eating vegetables.
LAKELAND. Florida - It's a practiced art among most middle school boys: The passing of gas and blaming it on someone sitting next to you.
Farting has been going on for years, maybe decades, heck, maybe even since the dawn of mankind. It's always, well, usually funny. But beware of laughing out loud at farts. It could land you and your sense of humor in the toilet.
Just ask Jonathan Locke Jr., a Polk County eighth grader who got blamed for farting on a school bus earlier this week and ended up being banned from the bus for three days. Actually, it wasn't the farting that resulted in his ouster, it was the disruption that followed, school officials said.
"I guess it was just because I was laughing so hard," Jonathan said Thursday. "I don't know."
The 15-year-old attends the Bill Duncan Excel Center, an alternative school in Lakeland. He denied making the sound on the bus Monday. He said a friend was making flatulent sounds with his mouth.
That cracked him up, he said. Then came the rank odor, which made the situation hysterical, he said.
"I just thought it was funny," he said.
A day later, when he walked onto the bus to go home, he was handed a note telling him he had been barred from the bus for three days.
"Jonathan passes gas on the bus to make the other children laugh and it is so stink (sic) that you can't breathe after he does it," the bus driver wrote in a disciplinary note that contains the three-day suspension sanction.
Jonathan said he walked across the street to where a relative works and his father came and picked him up.
He has had to get rides from his father over the next couple of days. On Thursday, he stayed home from school.
Jonathan Locke Sr. thinks the school went a bit too far in this flatulence fracas and said the whole ordeal has disrupted his son's education.
"I don't know how they can do it, but apparently they can," he said. "They say it's disrupting the bus and they can do whatever they want to if it comes to disrupting the children on the bus."
Locke Sr. admitted that sometimes farts are funny but said the end result here was not funny.
"He's already had enough problems," the elder Locke said. "I'm sure this isn't going to help him overcome the problems he already has."
He said his son told him he was not the passer of the gas on the bus that Monday afternoon.
"I know you can't search somebody for something like that," he said. The teen told his father: 'I didn't even do it … It was really the kid in front of me.' "
Polk County school district officials either declined to talk about the matter or didn't return messages today.
We sell many of our products for childrens use.
Surprisingly several school districts purchase our product for select students use.
If this kid was wearing our Flatulence Deodorizer he would not have been suspended.
This might be a nice follow up to the previous story. Let me know if you need a sample to give to this kid.
Boys and girls have the same amount of gas.
Reasons kids can make a lot of gas- digestive disorders and eating vegetables.
LAKELAND. Florida - It's a practiced art among most middle school boys: The passing of gas and blaming it on someone sitting next to you.
Farting has been going on for years, maybe decades, heck, maybe even since the dawn of mankind. It's always, well, usually funny. But beware of laughing out loud at farts. It could land you and your sense of humor in the toilet.
Just ask Jonathan Locke Jr., a Polk County eighth grader who got blamed for farting on a school bus earlier this week and ended up being banned from the bus for three days. Actually, it wasn't the farting that resulted in his ouster, it was the disruption that followed, school officials said.
"I guess it was just because I was laughing so hard," Jonathan said Thursday. "I don't know."
The 15-year-old attends the Bill Duncan Excel Center, an alternative school in Lakeland. He denied making the sound on the bus Monday. He said a friend was making flatulent sounds with his mouth.
That cracked him up, he said. Then came the rank odor, which made the situation hysterical, he said.
"I just thought it was funny," he said.
A day later, when he walked onto the bus to go home, he was handed a note telling him he had been barred from the bus for three days.
"Jonathan passes gas on the bus to make the other children laugh and it is so stink (sic) that you can't breathe after he does it," the bus driver wrote in a disciplinary note that contains the three-day suspension sanction.
Jonathan said he walked across the street to where a relative works and his father came and picked him up.
He has had to get rides from his father over the next couple of days. On Thursday, he stayed home from school.
Jonathan Locke Sr. thinks the school went a bit too far in this flatulence fracas and said the whole ordeal has disrupted his son's education.
"I don't know how they can do it, but apparently they can," he said. "They say it's disrupting the bus and they can do whatever they want to if it comes to disrupting the children on the bus."
Locke Sr. admitted that sometimes farts are funny but said the end result here was not funny.
"He's already had enough problems," the elder Locke said. "I'm sure this isn't going to help him overcome the problems he already has."
He said his son told him he was not the passer of the gas on the bus that Monday afternoon.
"I know you can't search somebody for something like that," he said. The teen told his father: 'I didn't even do it … It was really the kid in front of me.' "
Polk County school district officials either declined to talk about the matter or didn't return messages today.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Flat-D on the Tonight Show
Frank went to the Inventbay Show in Las Vegas. The Tonight Show was there and wanted to see some of the inventions. After a couple of months of waiting we finally made the show in early January.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Immediate Flatulence Solution
I was sitting in a seminar and the speaker talked about americans being a microwave society. We all want things done quickly or have immediate satisfaction. Microwaves cook things very quickly, we are all busy lives and dont have time to wait for things to come out of a conventional oven. Drive thrus are very popular, we want to eat now and while we are driving to our next stop. We want immediate gratification for our needs. The speaker said that if we develop products that help people to get things done quickly - then it will be very successful. We at Flat-D Innovations know we have a product that meets that "No Waiting" requirement. If you know you are about to have a gassy emission, then you can place the Flatulence Deodorizer pad in your underwear right now and it will remove the odor from the intestinal gas. The pad is made out of activated charcoal cloth and is placed in the underpants like a panty liner. Compare that to taking any kind of medicine. Drugs can take an hour to take effect and are many times only marginally effective. Those that have had bariatric surgery or gastric bypass are well known gas producers and can attest to the success of the fart filter. We hope everyone has a wonderful holiday season!
Monday, October 27, 2008
Flatulence odor is good for you?
Believe it or not the gas odor from flatus may be good for you. Remember the flatulance smell is removed by a Flat-D Flatulence Deodorizer. The article does not state you have to smell the passing gas odor. The hydorgen sulphide in your fart gas is probably absorbed into your system in the colon. Is it better to not be embarrassed by your intestinal gas odor or have lower blood pressure? Read the following article for details.
The gas responsible for the foul odour of flatulence and rotten eggs may play an important role in regulating blood pressure, Canadian researchers say in a study released Friday.
Hydrogen sulphide — a toxic gas that, among other things, is made by bacteria living in the human intestinal tract — relaxes blood vessels and allows for easier blood flow, according to the study in Friday's edition of the journal Science.
It is hard "not to overestimate the biological importance of hydrogen sulphide or its implications in hypertension," writes Rui Wang, a physiologist at Lakehead University in Thunder Bay, Ont. Wang co-authored the study with Lingyun Wu, a pharmacologist of the University of Saskatchewan and other researchers from the Johns Hopkins medical school in Baltimore.
The five-year mouse study found that an enzyme called CSE produced the gas in cells lining the walls of blood vessels throughout the body.
That finding confirmed earlier research that suggested a link between the enzyme and the gas.
In the study, researchers bred mice with lower-than-average levels of CSE and found that the engineered animals had significantly depleted levels of hydrogen sulphide compared to a group with normal levels of the enzyme.
The researchers also found that the mice with CSE deficiencies had blood pressure levels that were 20 per cent higher than the normal mice.
However, when the mice bred for lower CSE levels were given methacholine, a drug given to relax blood vessels, their blood pressure levels were not significantly different than those with normal levels of the enzyme. The researchers said this suggests the gas is responsible for the change in blood pressure.
The findings could lead to new treatments for high blood pressure in humans, said the study authors.
"Now that we know hydrogen sulphide's role in regulating blood pressure, it may be possible to design drug therapies that enhance its formation as an alternative to the current methods of treatment for hypertension," study co-author Dr. Solomon H. Snyder, a neuroscientist at Johns Hopkins University, said in a Johns Hopkins news release.
The gas responsible for the foul odour of flatulence and rotten eggs may play an important role in regulating blood pressure, Canadian researchers say in a study released Friday.
Hydrogen sulphide — a toxic gas that, among other things, is made by bacteria living in the human intestinal tract — relaxes blood vessels and allows for easier blood flow, according to the study in Friday's edition of the journal Science.
It is hard "not to overestimate the biological importance of hydrogen sulphide or its implications in hypertension," writes Rui Wang, a physiologist at Lakehead University in Thunder Bay, Ont. Wang co-authored the study with Lingyun Wu, a pharmacologist of the University of Saskatchewan and other researchers from the Johns Hopkins medical school in Baltimore.
The five-year mouse study found that an enzyme called CSE produced the gas in cells lining the walls of blood vessels throughout the body.
That finding confirmed earlier research that suggested a link between the enzyme and the gas.
In the study, researchers bred mice with lower-than-average levels of CSE and found that the engineered animals had significantly depleted levels of hydrogen sulphide compared to a group with normal levels of the enzyme.
The researchers also found that the mice with CSE deficiencies had blood pressure levels that were 20 per cent higher than the normal mice.
However, when the mice bred for lower CSE levels were given methacholine, a drug given to relax blood vessels, their blood pressure levels were not significantly different than those with normal levels of the enzyme. The researchers said this suggests the gas is responsible for the change in blood pressure.
The findings could lead to new treatments for high blood pressure in humans, said the study authors.
"Now that we know hydrogen sulphide's role in regulating blood pressure, it may be possible to design drug therapies that enhance its formation as an alternative to the current methods of treatment for hypertension," study co-author Dr. Solomon H. Snyder, a neuroscientist at Johns Hopkins University, said in a Johns Hopkins news release.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
It's not fun living with uncontrollable Flatulence!
We can joke and laugh about flatulence but when you’re the one with the flatulence problem; the joke doesn’t seem very funny anymore. Excessive gas (flatulence) affects millions of Americans not to mention the millions of people around the world. Just in the United States, the disease Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) affects 20% of the US population (roughly 40-million people). There are many ways to deal with the flatulence problem…medication, diet, surgery and the Flatulence Deodorizer. The Flatulence Deodorizer is the only solution in which you don’t have to change the way you live. Simply install the activated charcoal pad in your undergarment (in a similar fashion to a sanitary napkin) and you’ve got instant protection. This product will neutralize the odor associated with flatulence and eliminate the embarrassment.
Give it a try…satisfaction guaranteed! Look us up at www.Flat-D.com
Give it a try…satisfaction guaranteed! Look us up at www.Flat-D.com
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