Monday, March 4, 2019

Flatulence testimonial

Just got a terrific note about our product.

I have been so pleased with this product that I will definitely be a loyal lifelong customer. I am no longer faced with the choice of eating or staying home. Thank you for allowing me to put an 18 year long problem behind me--no pun intended.  LL

Thursday, January 31, 2019

Flat-D in an airplane

Do planes have fart filtering technology??
Their systems actually gradually allow the air to seep out of the cabin, while bringing fresh air back in. So, do they have a 'Fart Filter'.(not a Flat-D).. Not really, they just allow the airplane to fart the human farts out of the aircraft. According to Boeing, their planes are capable of taking out between 95 and 99 percent of airborne contaminants, and the cabin's air is completely refreshed in under five minutes

Thursday, January 3, 2019

Flatulence Facts by Flat-D

Farts are produced by anaerobic (without oxygen) digestion in the intestine. About 1% of flatulence is composed of malodorous, volatile sulfur gases, derived from the decomposition of protein. The proteins in meat and some vegetables (e.g., beans) are rich in sulfur-containing amino acids, and so produce stinky farts.
The average fart contains about 7% of the odorless but flammable gas known as methane—the subject of this week’s blog. Namely, rising concentrations of methane in the atmosphere are often recognized as a cause of global warming, and methane is at least 25 times more effective than carbon dioxide in effecting climate change in the atmosphere

Friday, November 30, 2018

Flatulence can kill you

A pad can help alleviate many situations.
A Florida woman faces an aggravated assault charge after authorities say she passed gas in line at a dollar store and pulled a knife on a man who complained about it.
37-year-old Shanetta Yvette Wilson passed gas while waiting in line at a Dollar General Sunday night and upset a nearby customer. The report says the offended customer and Wilson then got into an argument “in reference to the defendant farting loudly.”
It says Wilson then pulled a small folding knife out of her purse and told the victim she was going to "gut" him while moving as if to attack him. Wilson was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.

Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Chair Pad to the rescue

If they had a Flat-D Chair Pad on the interrogation seat then they would not have this problem.
A man whose excessive flatulence forced a police detective to cut short an interrogation has pleaded guilty to federal gun and drug charges.
The Kansas City Star reports that 25-year-old Sean Sykes Jr. entered the plea Monday. The charges stem from a police traffic stop in September in Kansas City, Missouri, in which officers found a backpack with drugs and guns. Sykes was a passenger in the vehicle.
A detective reported that when asked for his address, Sykes "leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering." Court documents say Sykes "continued to be flatulent" and the detective was forced to quickly end the interview.

Sunday, September 30, 2018

Flatulence and beans

Beans and legumes are a vital part of the Mediterranean diet, which protects against heart disease, dementia, cancer and other chronic illnesses.
The problem with beans is that digesting their sugars often creates a fragrant, musical byproduct: gas, or flatulence.
Is there any way to avoid the tooting horns … and unpleasant odor? Yes Flat-D
No studies have yet shown that a particular method of soaking or cooking beans prevents flatulence.
Typically, gas levels will return to normal once you’re eating legumes regularly.
A review of three studies found that different legumes cause different amounts of gas.
Our Beano page has good information on the product.

Friday, August 31, 2018

Old folks need Flat-D too

Flat-D customers tend to be mature individuals, that explains this article we found.
Old folks tend to have the worst farts, according to Dr. Sarina Pasricha, a gastroenterologist. And there’s a method to their flatulence. As we age, our GI systems tend to slow down and become more prone to constipation; the medications and decreased physical activity slow digestion down further. The result of all that backed-up energy is doubly offensive gas — explaining why Grandpa’s farts ruin family functions.