If this guy would have used a Flatulence Deodorizer pad by Flat-D.com then he would not be in jail. Who would have ever thought that using a Flat-D would reduce the crime rate in the world??? He would not have been smelly then his friends would not have criticized him. A Flat-D acts like a fart filter or like charcoal underware panties, underpants.
BRISTOL, Conn. (AP)– A 21-year-old Bristol man told police he stabbed four people at a party Saturday night, one fatally, because partygoers were making fun of his flatulence.
Police say Marc Higgins left the party and returned with three knives, stabbing people indiscriminately, according to court documents released Tuesday.
The Hartford Courant, quoting those documents, reported that Higgins told police he was angry at being derided and wanted to teach people that they shouldn’t trifle with him.
Showing posts with label Fart filter. Show all posts
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Thursday, August 27, 2009
Flatulence odor chair pad
Wheelchair pads and fart filter chair cushions have a new design or technology now with Flat-D Chair Pad. Using the same material and technology from their Flatulence Deodorizer, Flat-D has developed a Chair Pad that is very thin and highly effective for removing and absorbing gas odor. Try one today at www.flat-d.com
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Immediate Flatulence Solution
I was sitting in a seminar and the speaker talked about americans being a microwave society. We all want things done quickly or have immediate satisfaction. Microwaves cook things very quickly, we are all busy lives and dont have time to wait for things to come out of a conventional oven. Drive thrus are very popular, we want to eat now and while we are driving to our next stop. We want immediate gratification for our needs. The speaker said that if we develop products that help people to get things done quickly - then it will be very successful. We at Flat-D Innovations know we have a product that meets that "No Waiting" requirement. If you know you are about to have a gassy emission, then you can place the Flatulence Deodorizer pad in your underwear right now and it will remove the odor from the intestinal gas. The pad is made out of activated charcoal cloth and is placed in the underpants like a panty liner. Compare that to taking any kind of medicine. Drugs can take an hour to take effect and are many times only marginally effective. Those that have had bariatric surgery or gastric bypass are well known gas producers and can attest to the success of the fart filter. We hope everyone has a wonderful holiday season!
Monday, June 2, 2008
NEW MEN’S PRODUCT NEUTRALIZES INTESTINAL GAS ODORS
Diamond-Shaped Pad Provides New Freedom for Men
June 2, 2008 — As Flat-D Innovations celebrates its fifth year anniversary, the company is introducing a new product for men — the Men-D, a diamond-shaped, reusable pad that serves as a discreet flatulence deodorizer. The Men-D eliminates odors from intestinal gas via a patented three-ply activated charcoal cloth used in all of the company’s products. The new product also marks the launch of the Flat-D men’s product line, which includes the Men-D, the portable Flat-D Chair Pad and the extra large Flat-D Overpad-D for heavyset individuals. All three products are washable, reusable and available only from http://flat-d.com/mefldepr.html
“The average person experiences intestinal gas about 14 times per day. But many men experience flatulence issues related to medical concerns, such as gastric bypass surgery and blood pressure medication, and the odor can be embarrassing,” said Brian Conant, President of Flat-D Innovations. “The new Men-D neutralizes intestinal gas odors through a thin, comfortable liner designed specifically for men.”
The Men-D is placed in the underwear in order to capture and neutralize intestinal gas at the source. The pad can be hand washed, dried and reused several times. The Flat-D Chair Pad is a 16 x 16-inch piece of thin, black activated charcoal cloth that is simply placed on any chair. It is 100% portable and foldable for your traveling convenience. (Car, bus, train and airplane) The Flat-D Overpad can be cut to size. According to Conant, this makes it especially useful to gastric bypass patients who can resize the Overpad-D as they lose weight.
The flatulence deodorizing products from Flat-D Innovations products are doctor recommended, and the reusable items are the first of their kind. The company is registered with the Food & Drug Administration. All products can be purchased from the privacy of home at http://www.flat-d.com/, and all products are shipped in unmarked packages.
“We have provided freedom and confidence to women and men in all 50 states and at least 40 other countries,” said Conant. “Flat-D products allow people to work and play as they wish without worrying that their intestinal gas will cause an embarrassing situation.” Historically, 70% of the company’s business has been with women, now they have designed products especially for men.
Flat-D Innovations, an FDA registered company, is the market leader for over 5 years now in flatulence odor control products for personal and medical use. The company’s patented products feature activated charcoal cloth that has improved the lives of people in over 40 countries worldwide. Flat-D flatulence deodorizing products are doctor recommended and used by individuals with gastric bypass, ostomy, irritable bowel syndrome, and other gastrointestinal issues. Products from the Cedar Rapids, Iowa-based company are available online at http://www.flat-d.com/
NEWS RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: June 2, 2008
CONTACT:
Frank Morosky, Vice President
Flat-D Innovations
frank@Flat-D.com
1-866-354-0056
www.Flat-D.com
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June 2, 2008 — As Flat-D Innovations celebrates its fifth year anniversary, the company is introducing a new product for men — the Men-D, a diamond-shaped, reusable pad that serves as a discreet flatulence deodorizer. The Men-D eliminates odors from intestinal gas via a patented three-ply activated charcoal cloth used in all of the company’s products. The new product also marks the launch of the Flat-D men’s product line, which includes the Men-D, the portable Flat-D Chair Pad and the extra large Flat-D Overpad-D for heavyset individuals. All three products are washable, reusable and available only from http://flat-d.com/mefldepr.html
“The average person experiences intestinal gas about 14 times per day. But many men experience flatulence issues related to medical concerns, such as gastric bypass surgery and blood pressure medication, and the odor can be embarrassing,” said Brian Conant, President of Flat-D Innovations. “The new Men-D neutralizes intestinal gas odors through a thin, comfortable liner designed specifically for men.”
The Men-D is placed in the underwear in order to capture and neutralize intestinal gas at the source. The pad can be hand washed, dried and reused several times. The Flat-D Chair Pad is a 16 x 16-inch piece of thin, black activated charcoal cloth that is simply placed on any chair. It is 100% portable and foldable for your traveling convenience. (Car, bus, train and airplane) The Flat-D Overpad can be cut to size. According to Conant, this makes it especially useful to gastric bypass patients who can resize the Overpad-D as they lose weight.
The flatulence deodorizing products from Flat-D Innovations products are doctor recommended, and the reusable items are the first of their kind. The company is registered with the Food & Drug Administration. All products can be purchased from the privacy of home at http://www.flat-d.com/, and all products are shipped in unmarked packages.
“We have provided freedom and confidence to women and men in all 50 states and at least 40 other countries,” said Conant. “Flat-D products allow people to work and play as they wish without worrying that their intestinal gas will cause an embarrassing situation.” Historically, 70% of the company’s business has been with women, now they have designed products especially for men.
Flat-D Innovations, an FDA registered company, is the market leader for over 5 years now in flatulence odor control products for personal and medical use. The company’s patented products feature activated charcoal cloth that has improved the lives of people in over 40 countries worldwide. Flat-D flatulence deodorizing products are doctor recommended and used by individuals with gastric bypass, ostomy, irritable bowel syndrome, and other gastrointestinal issues. Products from the Cedar Rapids, Iowa-based company are available online at http://www.flat-d.com/
NEWS RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: June 2, 2008
CONTACT:
Frank Morosky, Vice President
Flat-D Innovations
frank@Flat-D.com
1-866-354-0056
www.Flat-D.com
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